Wednesday, April 25, 2007

My guess is that it tastes like a high-quality shoe between two halves of a hoagy roll

One expects nothing less from the likes of Wal-Mart.

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At May 7, 2007 at 2:20:00 PM CDT, Blogger Jim said...

isn't 'Landshire' redundant, cuz shire is land????

maybe it's something left over from an old Nike missile base

 

At May 22, 2007 at 12:46:00 AM CDT, Blogger Katie said...

I'm calling our legal department... :-)

 

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

This is what you get when you hire a butcher with a kindergarten education


So, I guess they've just given up on being specific about the type of meat product* being sold.

Also, who in their right mind abbreviates April as "Al"?

*For the record, it was ground turkey.**

**I think.

3 Talked Back:

At April 23, 2007 at 10:23:00 PM CDT, Blogger Katie said...

At least it didn't say "Mystery" in front of it.

 

At May 7, 2007 at 2:17:00 PM CDT, Blogger Jim said...

u shops at a palce called "PriceCutter" u takes ur chances

 

At May 8, 2007 at 9:35:00 PM CDT, Blogger stan said...

Yeah, no kidding.

 

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Thursday, April 05, 2007

I come back after not blogging for nearly a month, and this is all I have to say?

It's the night of April 5, fully two weeks into spring in the southern Midwest...

...and it's snowing outside.

I told Nicole that I'm going to make a snowwoman and name her April.

5 Talked Back:

At April 7, 2007 at 9:15:00 AM CDT, Blogger Scott said...

Stan, I hate to tell you this, but yesterday it was 75 and sunny here. This morning it's raining, but still mild with 52(at 7:14 am).

 

At April 8, 2007 at 2:40:00 AM CDT, Blogger Jim said...

why would you name Nicole "April"?????

this is the point where I have to mention June May Aprill, with whom I went to hs with

 

At April 8, 2007 at 10:43:00 PM CDT, Blogger Jana Swartwood said...

The midwest is a very strange locale. Just when you think you understand the weather, something like that happens. We got snow, too. Weird.

 

At May 14, 2007 at 12:06:00 PM CDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey nicole! retard! this is because of global warming dip shit! if u only went to school once and a while for crist sake we wouldent have this gay ass blog! just nvm ur waiting my time loser's!!

 

At May 14, 2007 at 10:01:00 PM CDT, Blogger stan said...

Tell you what, Anonymous. I'll go ahead and rewrite your comment so I can filter out the obscenities.

"Hey {Mrs. Dinglemunch}! {Genius}! this is because of global warming {pupu platter}! If {you} only went to school once {in} a while for {Dinglemunch's} sake we {wouldn't} have this {happy} {donkey} {and perhaps ewe} blog! Just {make sarcatic comments at my expense} {because you are} {wasting} my time {I am a} loser!! "

 

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