I'm getting married in two days, and here I am blogging about breakfast

I got breakfast from the company cafeteria today, but I forgot to grab a knife to spread jelly on my English muffin.

Used a piece of bacon instead. Worked pretty good.

Now I'm thinking about inventing a type of bacon that cooks perfectly straight and rigid, so it can double as a knife. I'll call it the Baco-Knife™.

I probably should wait until after the honeymoon to develop that one.