And, just like that...

...my glasses have just disappeared. Where did they go?

Does the scientist know? NO!

Update: I found them, on the floor under the bed, having fallen and bounced there while I was awkwardly positioned on top of the bed (on top of a mountain of unfolded laundry, to be exact) while on a phone call. ...wait, did you hear that? That's the sound of only me caring about that.