Perfect for the plants-with-writing-on-them enthusiast in your life
Here's a last-minute gift idea for someone you really don't want to get a gift for: Message Plants.
That's right, you can buy seeds that have custom messages on them. As the plant grows out of the soil, your loved ones will see a surprise message printed (or inscribed, branded or whatever they do) right on them. It's a great gift. Also, it's ridiculous! Buy three get one free!
This is also perfect for sending a delayed "Dear John" letter. Imagine him waking up sometime in January and reading on his newly-sprouted plant, "By the time you read this, I'll be in Cancún with my personal trainer, Marco..."