I'm going to the brushwood to chew on some shrubbery

Today I looked into registering dinglemunch.com, and for now, it's still available. I checked it out on Go Daddy.com, because that's where I'd probably buy the name, and it came up with literally 100 alternatives that I might also "want" to register. Some of my favorites:

• BRUSHNIBBLES.COM


• BRUSHSNACKSHOP.COM <--for those who like to snack on painting supplies


• BRUSHWITHBITE.COM <--spiciest brushes west of the Mississippi


• BRUSHWOODMUNCH.COM <--kind of sounds like a restaurant in the Old West


• BUSHSNACKSTORE.COM <--a very presidential convenience store...no longer selling pretzels


• DINGLENIBBLE.COM <--OUCH


• HOTDINGLESNACK.COM <--I don't want to know!


• SHRUBBERYMUNCH.COM <--Home of the Knights Who Say "Ni"


• SHRUBCHEWON.COM


• SHRUBNIBBLE.COM

Fortunately, I'm independently wealthy, so I can afford to snap up all of those, plus the .net, .org, .us and .biz versions, and provide hosting for each one...