Even Animal Planet has its standards [list]
Whaddaya say we do another list?
The categories: REJECTED ANIMAL SITCOMS
1. "Swinefeld" (stan)
2. "Married...With Offspring" (stan)
3. "Den Improvement" (stan)
4. "Punky Rooster" (stan)
5. "Desperate Houseflies" (Jim)
6. "Flopper" (Scott)
7. "Mad About Ewes" (Jim)
8. "Crowsanne" (stan)
9. "M*U*L*E" (stan)
10. "Goat Smart" (stan)
11. "According to Chimp" (stan)
12. "Pork and Mindy" (nitsuj)
13. "The Golden Squirrels" (nitsuj)
14. "Yes, Deer" (nitsuj)
15. "Ally McSeal" (nitsuj)
16. "The Shrimpsons" (stan)
17. "Ape Is Enough" (MH Middlechild)
18. "The Cowsby Show" (MHM)
19. "OwLF" (MHM)
20. "The Flukes of Hazzard" (MHM)
21. "I Love Lemurs"* (El Froggo)
22. "The Brady Bunch"* (Jim)
*See linked comments for explanation
REJECTED ANIMAL DRAMA/REALITY SHOWS
1. "Miami Lice" (Jim)
2. "Deer Factor" (Mik)
3. "This Old Mouse" (Mik)
4. "The Young & the Reptiles" (Mik)
5. "Paw & Order" (Mik)
6. "Dawson's Beak" (JLee5)
7. "Average Crow" (JLee5)
8. "Viva La Ram" (nitsuj)
9. "America's Next Top Waddle" (nitsuj)
10. "Boston Beagle" (nitsuj)
11. "Extreme Makerover" (nitsuj)
12. "Quantum Sheep" (stan)
13. "Tiger Eye for the Lion Guy" (stan)
14. "Magnum P.I.G." (MHM)
15. "Little Mouse on the Prairie" (MHM)
16. "The Incredible Hawk" (MHM)
17. "Hill Street Shrews" (MHM)
18. "SeaSI" (Andrew-TLA)
19. "Battlestarfish Galactica" (Andrew-TLA)
20. "The Cat from U.N.C.L.E." (Andrew-TLA)
24 Talked Back:
At August 19, 2005 at 1:04:00 PM CDT, Jim said...
Desperate Houseflies
At August 19, 2005 at 1:22:00 PM CDT, Jim said...
Ty Pennington, opps, sorry, that's the list of people we'd like to see being eaten by animals, nevermind
At August 19, 2005 at 3:19:00 PM CDT, Scott said...
"Flopper"
At August 19, 2005 at 3:35:00 PM CDT, Jim said...
Mad About Yews
At August 19, 2005 at 4:28:00 PM CDT, Jim said...
The Brady Bunch
At August 19, 2005 at 4:42:00 PM CDT, stan said...
I don't get it.
At August 19, 2005 at 4:52:00 PM CDT, Jim said...
Stan -- please correct the spelling, or it makes no sense:
Mad About Ewe
At August 19, 2005 at 5:10:00 PM CDT, Jim said...
Miami Lice
At August 19, 2005 at 6:51:00 PM CDT, stan said...
Too many non-sitcom titles showing up, but rather than argue, I added a second category
At August 19, 2005 at 8:38:00 PM CDT, JLee said...
"Hens" instead of "Friends" I know, it's a stretch
At August 19, 2005 at 8:41:00 PM CDT, JLee said...
"Dawson's Beak"
At August 19, 2005 at 8:42:00 PM CDT, JLee said...
I'm on a bird theme here
At August 19, 2005 at 8:49:00 PM CDT, JLee said...
"Love Goat"
At August 19, 2005 at 8:51:00 PM CDT, JLee said...
"Average Crow" ok, I'm back to the bird thing
At August 19, 2005 at 9:40:00 PM CDT, stan said...
Pass on "Hens", and I already have one with a goat. Unless you can prove that "The Love Boat" was a drama :)
At August 19, 2005 at 10:08:00 PM CDT, nitsuj said...
Comedy:
Pork and Mindy
The Golden Squirrels
Yes, Deer
Ally McSeal
Drama/Reality:
Viva La Ram
America's Next Top Waddle
Boston Beagle
Extreme Makerover
At August 19, 2005 at 10:30:00 PM CDT, JLee said...
I love the "Pork and Mindy"!
At August 20, 2005 at 12:40:00 AM CDT, stan said...
I only passed on "Punky Shrewster" because of Punky duplication.
At August 20, 2005 at 12:46:00 AM CDT, Anonymous said...
I love lucy becomes I love lemers.
At August 20, 2005 at 1:11:00 AM CDT, Jim said...
dah, a BUNCH of ducks -- see "Ducks, Groups of.
I want a recount, my chad is hanging.
At August 20, 2005 at 1:11:00 AM CDT, stan said...
El Froggo - If you saw "I Love Lemurs" without explanation, would you still know it was referencing "I Love Lucy"?
At August 20, 2005 at 1:40:00 AM CDT, Jim said...
if Froggo gets "I Love Lemurs" then I get "Married...with Kids"
At August 20, 2005 at 1:41:00 AM CDT, Jim said...
kid Audio pronunciation of "kids" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kd)
n.
1.
1. A young goat.
2. The young of a similar animal, such as an antelope.
2.
1. The flesh of a young goat.
2. Leather made from the skin of a young goat; kidskin.
3. An article made from this leather.
3. Informal.
1. A child.
2. A young person.
4. Slang. Pal. Used as a term of familiar address, especially for a young person: Hi, kid! What's up?
At August 20, 2005 at 2:07:00 PM CDT, stan said...
I already have "Married With Offspring", and "Goat Smart", so there's duplication two different ways, there.
I wasn't even going to include "Lemurs" and "Bunch" because these shouldn't require explanation. It's a basic comedy rule, when you write a joke, it should be delivered so the audience can get it on their own, as it stands.
Two guys walk into a bar..you'd think the second guy would've ducked.
:)
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