Puzzle Pirate humor

I was playing Puzzle Pirates last night, and my character, Bluto, was on the docks waiting for a chance to board my crew's ship. Meantime, another character walks up and stands in my circle, allowing her to chat with me. (I usually avoid this, but she'd already invaded, and I didn't want to be rude.)

Girl Player: u r sexy
Bluto: uh, okay

So I'm already thinking that this is an unsupervised pre-teen girl, who is clearly playing the game for the wrong reasons, and just as I'm about to step away, she challenges me to a game of Treasure Drop (which is a game that's sort of like Plinko on "The Price is Right"). I accept the challenge, betting 20 pieces of eight (very small bet). Then, in the middle of the game...

Girl Player: wanna kiss?
Bluto: I think not
Bluto: Besides, you wouldn't want to, I have barnacles in my beard
Girl Player: what's a barnacle?

I about fell off my chair laughing. A minute later, once it was established that I was clearly going to win the game, she dropped out, leaving me 20 poe richer.

B-bye, then. Don't let the plank hit ya on the way down.