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Okay, how weird is this, I'm making a blog post containing nothing but comments made on someone else's blog. It's just that this comment exchange is one of the funniest I've ever been involved with.

Highlights:

Meagan: I thought it was cigarettes. Thought, "boy, that man's got a serious addiction." I thought that all the way up until I read Jim's text saying it was corn. Then I had to look closer before I believed him. I guess I need to get my eyes checked. Hey! Maybe that's why I keep falling!

Jim: Meagan -- where are you and Nena hanging out that you see maggots everywhere?????? cigarettes? big yellow cigarette???? did you hit your head when you fell, and then fell again??? hope you are feeling better!!!!!

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stan: Jim - Catching up on these comments, I about fell out of my chair laughing when I saw your comment to Meagan, big yellow cigarettes and hitting her head when she fell. Not that Meagan hitting her head would be funny, I just think it was the overabundance of ???????? that got me :)

Jim: for first time visitors, do not be confused, Stan is just easily amused by punctuation marks, semi-colons make him pee

stan:
Guilty as charged; whoops; WHOOPS.

Jillian: Stan -- LOL!

Jim: Stan -- let's see if we can dehydrate you --
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stan: *shrivels* Okay, nobody make a "winking" emoticon until I replenish.