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When I opened the Internet on my phone this morning, in the tiny "attention grabber" section of the homepage, I saw this headline:

Track the roller coaster economy

If I had clicked on the link, it would probably have taken me to a news story about the US's volatile economy as of late. That makes sense.

But here's what dumb Stan thought: Oh, look, it's a story about the financial state of the roller coaster industry.

Nice.