Yes, I'm that weird guy who always likes to find the half-popped kernals of popcorn at the bottom of the bag

...but I'm not extreme enough to want to eat fully unpopped ones.

A few minutes ago I was trying to remember the name of this snack that I had shared a few times with then-roommate Scott back in the 90's, and then I remembered it (which means I eventually found it on Google): PopNots!

This is a snack that consists only of those half-popped kernals, salted or seasoned, and they are obviously way crunchier than regular popcorn. Admittedly, they did have a slightly burnt aftertaste, but they were still one of my favorite snacks of the past. Unfortunately, the closest place I can buy them, according to their website, is more than 60 miles away in Springfield.

I want some PopNots!