Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Something smells fishy

Everyone always says they use "only the finest ingredients" in their food. Obviously, somebody is lying.

5 Talked Back:

At July 21, 2005 at 11:49:00 AM CDT, Blogger Jim said...

since "fresh fish" actually means that it has been frozen, "finest ingredients" could mean they came from the dumpster

 

At July 21, 2005 at 1:02:00 PM CDT, Blogger stan said...

A thought occured to me last night. Perhaps by finest they mean smallest, that makes more sense. "We use only the [smallest] ingredients in our mini-tacos..."

 

At July 22, 2005 at 12:41:00 AM CDT, Blogger Jim said...

Stan, we've talked to you about taking The Big Book of Puns to bed with you, do we need to do another intervention?

 

At July 22, 2005 at 3:45:00 AM CDT, Blogger stan said...

Apparently not, since I couldn't come up with a good punny reply...

 

At July 22, 2005 at 1:54:00 PM CDT, Blogger Jim said...

thanks for switching the picture back to normal, it will make it much easier to stalk you

 

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