Friday, February 23, 2007

Another rejected McSweeney's list

INCREASINGLY RIDICULOUS NAMES FOR HAIR SALONS
By Stan W. and Nicole Kost

A HEAD OF ITS TIME
THE HAIRPORT
A CUT ABOVE
HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
SHEAR DELIGHTS
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS
RUMORZ OF DEZIGN
CURL UP AND DYE
SCISSORS PALACE
SPLITT ENDZZ
EX-SALON-CE
ORANGE COUNTY CHOPPERS
MULLET OVER
FOLLI-COOL
CH-CH-CH-CHIA!
ONE INDIVIDUAL HAIR AT A TIME
SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND BEAUTY SALON
BILL'S LANDSCAPING SERVICE
PRISONER WORK RELEASE PROGRAM BARBER SHOP
WE'LL CUT YOUR HAIR FOR A DOLLAR, BUT YOU WON'T LIKE IT
JESUS ON THE MANE LINE
YOUR CRAZY UNCLE WHO EATS HAIR
CHUCK E. CHEESE

1 Talked Back:

At March 3, 2007 at 12:10:00 AM CST, Blogger Katie said...

#1 Favorite: LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS

HA!!! I loved it.

My #2: CURL UP AND DYE

 

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