Another rejected McSweeney's list

INCREASINGLY RIDICULOUS NAMES FOR HAIR SALONS
By Stan W. and Nicole Kost

A HEAD OF ITS TIME
THE HAIRPORT
A CUT ABOVE
HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
SHEAR DELIGHTS
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS
RUMORZ OF DEZIGN
CURL UP AND DYE
SCISSORS PALACE
SPLITT ENDZZ
EX-SALON-CE
ORANGE COUNTY CHOPPERS
MULLET OVER
FOLLI-COOL
CH-CH-CH-CHIA!
ONE INDIVIDUAL HAIR AT A TIME
SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND BEAUTY SALON
BILL'S LANDSCAPING SERVICE
PRISONER WORK RELEASE PROGRAM BARBER SHOP
WE'LL CUT YOUR HAIR FOR A DOLLAR, BUT YOU WON'T LIKE IT
JESUS ON THE MANE LINE
YOUR CRAZY UNCLE WHO EATS HAIR
CHUCK E. CHEESE