It's time for some holy target practice

This is about the funniest Christian "call to arms" I have ever read:

Let every man of God called by Jesus Christ to the work of the ministry take his sixty-six inch blade out of its scabbard and polish it. Let every New Testament bishop get his .66 magnum out and clean it.

(The repeated mention of 66 is not a reference to the Mother Road, but to the number of books in the Bible.)