Chunk/Filter Watch, Conclusion

Day 3, 5:45 pm: The subject has either departed or was removed from the theater of study. A cursory check of the local plant areas and refuse containers revealed nothing.

This observer's conclusion: After two days of investigative pondering, I have deduced that the "dead" woman who called twice was actually Reese Roper (singer and NASA operative), who was trying to tell me to stop reporting on the whereabouts of a fallen chunk of the Discovery (or thoughtlessly discarded, dirty air filter), and, when I wouldn't answer the phone, instructed his shadow agent, disguised as a tree under house arrest, to confiscate the item.

This concludes my investigation.
Stan W. Kost
August 7, 2005