Another rejected McSweeney's list
stan posted this at 12:04 PM, and
3 of you responded
PHRASES WHOSE MEANINGS COMPLETELY CHANGE BY ADDING AN L TO 'HAVE'.
By Stan W. Kost
Halve it your way
Real women halve curves
Girls just want to halve fun
The hills halve eyes
Now that I halve you
To halve and to hold
I halve an idea
It's a must-halve
Halve a good time
It's a must-halve
Do you halve the time?
The ayes halve it
I'll halve what she's halving
What halve you
I don't halve a clue
I halve you right where I want you
I want to halve a baby
3 Talked Back:
At September 10, 2005 at 6:58:00 PM CDT,
meagan said...
Is this the list you subtly mentioned in a previous post and said you wouldn't tell us about until they rejected or accepted it?
Those people at McSweeney's halve no brains if they reject you.
meagan
At September 11, 2005 at 12:06:00 AM CDT,
meagan said...
p.s. Stan: be sure to check out my cockadoodledoo post again because there's a comment from katie there directed toward you! :-)
At September 11, 2005 at 2:09:00 AM CDT,
stan said...
Yes Meagan this was the list. They won't put up reviously "published" material, so I waited to post it.
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