Tuesday, November 08, 2005

I thought twice before finishing my yogurt

There's an lady in a nearby cubicle who talks extremely loudly, in a voice that can best be described as a cross between a drunk bimbo and a deaf chimpanzee. I made reference to her in this blog's description line recently. Not only does she assume everyone is always paying attention to her (she just asks questions out loud to whomever will answer her in a three-cube radius), she also will take very personal calls throughout the day without reducing her decibel level.

Today, one of those calls was to inform her that her daughter is unable to poop. She spent the next few minutes describing to the caller detailed ways to remedy the situation. Did I mention that this was during the lunch hour?