Saturday, November 17, 2007

At least he was safe when he ran backwards

No joke, there's a documentary on the Sundance Channel right now, entitled:

Combover: The Movie

A few years ago, I had a balding co-worker who had a very meticulous combover. The only problem with it is that when he walked, it would flip up and down with every step, betraying his baldness. I likened it to a NASCAR roof flap, which slows a stock car down when it's spinning around. I don't remember if he ever knew that's why we nicknamed him NASCAR, but I do remember that he eventually just buzzed his head, and it looked much, much better.

Are you listening, Trump?