My guess is that it tastes like a high-quality shoe between two halves of a hoagy roll

One expects nothing less from the likes of Wal-Mart.

This is what you get when you hire a butcher with a kindergarten education

So, I guess they've just given up on being specific about the type of meat product* being sold.

Also, who in their right mind abbreviates April as "Al"?

*For the record, it was ground turkey.**

**I think.

I come back after not blogging for nearly a month, and this is all I have to say?

It's the night of April 5, fully two weeks into spring in the southern Midwest...

...and it's snowing outside.

I told Nicole that I'm going to make a snowwoman and name her April.