And I would know, as I've memorized the entire Internet

Jim posted this gem of a story last Wednesday, and it just gets more and more hilarious every time I read it. The story, about a hygenic shoplifter, is so absurd, that the more I try to picture the scene, the harder I laugh about it. Not only that, but the fact that Jim has done some personal research related to this crime just makes it all the funnier.

I can say that this is one of the funniest things ever found on the Web. Thanks, Jim!